Caught in a Cinema Gravity Field

Why was it on Friday that all twelve people who entered the showing of Mission Impossible 3 after us all sat within 4 seats of us?

There are something like 350 seats in the theater. We sat a good 7 rows from the nearest people and over to one side. But mere minutes before the movie started everyone decided to come into the theater and sit RIGHT next to us.

Had there been only a few seats available, fine... sit next to me; but when the place is empty, please pick a spot that is out of ear shot especially if you are bringing in a pickle or popcorn.

In fact, just don't bring in a pickle. It stinks. No one wants to smell it.

Concerned for your safety,
Trent

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